Happy New Year

Happy New Year From Tribute To The Best Blog In The World.

We will be back from hiatus shortly.

we are shaving off our ironic mustaches.
we are exchanging black rims for contacts.
we are finishing the last case of the pabst blue ribbon.
we are smoking our last carton of parliament cigarettes.
we are donating our last pair chuck taylors.
we are not hipsters?

We'll be back with more elite speak and snarky syntax in a few.