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Monday, December 04, 2006

Conversation Starters?

These are conversation starters...

- I taught myself Latin in 9 days. I didn't do anything but take amphetamines and drink coffee. What do you do?

- Last weekend I went on a cocaine binge and wrote an entire book of Finnish Haikus, interesting thing about it is that I don't speak a word of Finnish. How's you steak?

- I once wrote a Rock Opera while I was eating Lucky Charms. It went double platinum in Mongolia. I plan on touring there in the spring. I've got a MySpace page and a dream. What's your name again?


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