Ish Dont Think So

During my most recent trip to Iowa City for the Iowa/Iowa State football game, I noticed the effect of social gonorrhea (something I made up). Social gonorrhea is a formidable epidemic sweeping through eastern Iowa and other parts of the nation. In its own right gonorrhea is a curable infection (STD -ouch) caused by bacteria, spread during sexual intercourse. In a social context, it is word-of-mouth infection spread by douche bag door guys, freshman girls, and the homeless. The following is an experience:

Prepubescent, youth-large black shirted door guy at Martinis Bar: “Hey Boss, It’s 10 bucks to get in, down from 20.”

I laughed and walked away.
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Sometimes 2 seconds after walking away you come up with a different scenario for the conversation. Here’s what should have happened.

Prepubescent, youth-large black shirted door guy at Martinis Bar: “Hey Boss, It’s 10 bucks to get in, down from 20.”

Me: “Boss huh? Sorry EMPLOYEE but door sales are down; we are going to have to let you go.”