Boardshorts

It's depressing as hell to reach the age when you can no longer shop at Old Navy. I yearn, yearn I say, for the time in my life when I could wake up real early in the morning, stretch out, have a bowl of Fruit Loops or Corn Pops (Im versatile), kiss my mom, curse my sister, and drive on down to the local Old Nav and get a new fleece vest and or $12.99 denium cut blues jeans equipped with opposible velcro add-on plush pouches. I miss those days.


Note: Never say I wanted to go to Old Navy to buy a fleece vest in any working sentence to another human being.