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Thursday, August 31, 2006

VMAs 2K6

I went shopping today. I saw a woman browsing the flashlight aisle. She caught me staring. I froze, the only thing that could come out of my mouth was,"I'd love to give you the business end of that Maglite." She smiled and asked if I knew where the candle aisle was.

Maybe this never happened - but i'd like to start incorporating "business end" into my vocabulary.


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