Dear Paris...

Dear Paris Hilton,

You remind me of a dove
-a white dove
-a white dove on a branch
-a white dove on a branch of an oak tree
-a white dove on a branch of an oak tree in a park
-a white dove on a branch of an oak tree in a park on a friday evening
-a white dove on a branch of an oak tree in a park on a friday evening just before sunset
-a white dove on a branch of an oak tree in a park on a friday evening just before sunset surrouded by rose peddles
-a white dove on a branch of an oak tree in a park on a friday evening just before sunset surrouded by rose peddles and drugs, sex, drugs again, sex, Carson Daly, dog drugs, hard liquor, drugs, sex, silicon, The Black Eyed Peas, sex for the fourth time, The Pope, Puff Daddy, shaving cream, drugs, Rip Tide Gatorade, legal and illegal immigrants, sex, the grandma from Titanic, a horsejockey, sex, and the Milwaukee Brewers mascot.

Paris Hiton, I love you.

Love,
Your Father, Mr. Hilton