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Monday, August 28, 2006

When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth...

My friend lost his virginity to a 65-year-old woman while watching Jurassic Park. Yeah, he was over at her house, the mood was set… velociraptors were devouring children, and when the insertion (wink, wink) was made, the 65-year-old woman, let’s call her REX, looked my buddy right in the eye and said, "Welcome to Jurassic Park."


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