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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Come On Kramer

I don't really know what to say about the Michael Richards fiasco other than it was insane, and border line satanical. Cosmo Kramer would never do such a thing.

Top Ten Things Michael Richards Can Never Do For the Rest Of His Life

10)Host BET Music Awards

9)Get his autobiography featured in Oprah's Book Club

8)Shakespeare in the South Side Park

7)Get elected for public office as a Democrat. Republicans however, are still taking calls.

6)Free-style rap.

5)Say "Giddy-up" anywhere near a black person

4)Halle Berry

3)Voice-over narration for scathing Spike Lee documentary about hypocrisy and racism in the entertainment industry.

2)Invite Wu-Tang Klan over for tea and straight talk.

1)Appear in public.


  • He also couldn't collect muffin tops with Jerry's exterminator.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:39 AM  

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