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Monday, October 30, 2006

Insane Clown Posse

Insane Clown Posse To Be Featured In New Las Vegas Cirque Du Soleil Production

Las Vegas, NV. - Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, frontmen of the wildly successful Insane Clown Posse proclaimed, "Bitch, This one is for all the juggalos out there, never has there been such a spectacle since the sixth joker card dropped." Juggalos are the heart and soul of the duo, their most dedicated fans.

Three midgets effortlessly belted out handstands and beer bonged Faygo Root Beer while Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope drank 40's and popped prescription pain medication when we spoke with the duo during rehearsals in the Bingo Hall at Terrible's Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. From first glance they look like two normal guys with clown make-up on- During the interview Violent J descibed his inability to achieve an erection without the help of Viagra because of all the "fugly fat bitches I fucked in the early nineties" while on tour with Marilyn Manson-Shaggy 2 Dope uses his Blackberry to communicate with his wife and 2 kids in Grand Island, NB while a Las Vegas stripper tells him about her asshole of an ex-husband who refuses to pay child support for her three kids.

ICP are known best for their work in the WWE where the won the hearts of wrestling fans all over the world. Lesser known for their short and fading rapping career. "Bitch, We are going to show these French pricks how to run a circus, we've got an All-American cast of freaks, juggalos, and over 1,000 gallons of Faygo Cola to soak the audience with " said Violent J.

The show can best be described as a white trash version of Blue Man Group. The perfect mix of cheap generic soda pop, beastiality, and shock white gangsta rap. The 75 seat hall proves to be a perfect environment for the weekly show. Tickets are onsale at the Terrible's Box Office.


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